![]() The big question now is what’s next for Tamatoys? Perhaps they could target the vast Japanese idol fanbase by releasing an onahole shaped like a microphone or glow stick? How about train enthusiasts? I’m sure they could pump out a few Thomas the Tank Engine parody holes. I’m fairly certain it was my brain finally giving up on all the ‘STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING’ warnings and just forcing everything into emergency flaccid shutdown mode. It felt like the grenade could burst at any moment, so props to Tamatoys for that.Īs I’m stubborn and/or lazy, I ended up shooting a load into it anyway. Coyote’s secret stash crotch-first, attempting to pull the onahole down any further was futile. With the onahole now firmly attached and bouncing off the tip like I’d just fallen into Wile E. Might as well grab about twenty condoms and roll ’em all on at once for the same dull nightmare. There’s nothing even in there! I mean, it has a ribbed design, but shit. Pineapple Hole sort of just formed over the head like a second skin and it was terrifying. Not even kidding, it was as if my penis knew it shouldn’t be here. This onahole wasn’t having any of it.Īfter eventually slapping lube on myself instead, I managed to get inside. Attempting to then cram my dick inside was an exercise in frustration where it didn’t even matter how annoyed I got at the entire self-inflicted form of blue-balling. ![]() I could barely even get a drop of lube in – there’s just no room at all. Nobody will ever suspect a thing.ĭespite the garbage factory build, Pineapple Hole is surprisingly stubborn at stretching out. “Cool Call of Duty action figure, bro!” Your hands will find themselves proudly placed upon the overall hip region. Maybe this was to help disguise the thing as a regular toy grenade, so when friends pop over they’ll remark on how awesome that hairy-rubber-blob-dripping-with-sperm looks on the shelf. Nobody wants a Sizzler simulation.Īnd yeah, it’s ridiculously tiny. Within seconds it’d picked up a smorgasbord of cat hair, dust and fuck knows what all over. It’s the worst kind of rubber – probably the type they use for sticky hand toys. One with a face that hasn’t been painted on correctly. So upon unwrapping it, Pineapple Hole pretty much looks like something you’d find in a discount store bundled with some G.I. Those guys love having sex with weapons, right?Īt least it starts off with a bang – Tamatoys commissioned the excellent ‘girls with guns’ artist Daito for this cover. I’d love to say my first reaction was “why” – without the need for a question mark and all – but honestly it was more along the lines of “oh cool that’s dumb” as I reached for my wallet.įollowing their equally inspired onahole shaped like a bullet, Pineapple Hole is now Tamatoys’ second attempt at presumably catering to the niche military otaku market. Wee-ow, it’s an onahole that looks like a hand grenade. – Retailers marked with * are affiliate links Retailers: Otona-Sekai / Amazon (US)* / Kanojo Toys* Measurements: length – 13cm, weight –120g
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